your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
how drunk are you?
Several
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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