I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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