i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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