have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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