I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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