oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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