i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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