no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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