Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Is this like a preordered booty call?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
