yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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