And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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