he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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