Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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