I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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