You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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