I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Randomize
