he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
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how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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