Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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