just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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