You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So gin and wine won't be happening again
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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