tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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