Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
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I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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