i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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