yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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