i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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