Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
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I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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