That's intense
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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