Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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