fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
