Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
