You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
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I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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