'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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