when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
id be glad to
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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