I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
im holly from the hills drunk
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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