DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
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Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
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