some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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