I don't think brook has ever known best
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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