How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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