Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
God, you're like boner-b-gone
i would one night stand the shit outta him
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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