508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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