Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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