I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
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i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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