This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Drunk is a universal language darling
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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