What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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