This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
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