wrigley field is MILF paradise
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk walkin through police station. America
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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