Yo dont text me then not text me
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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