It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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