Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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