just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
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Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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