Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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