I hate all girls vehemently.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
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I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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