He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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