I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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