Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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